Do you have the time?

*doorbell rings*
Mother: could you get the door?
*three 13y/olds at the door*
Me: yeah?
Kids: Hi Urm, do you have the time?
Me: Lul, wut?
Kids: Do you have the time?
Me: It's urm, about twenty past six.
Kids: oh fuck, well thanks anyway, bai.
*close door and return to living room*
Mother: wtf?
Me: inorite.

Also, today I guilted Mhari into subscribing to me, lulz.